hi, its me again, sorry for the long hiatus between blogs,(please spread the word about this blog if you agree with what I have to say.)
I have been thinking about the difference between guys and " their significant others".
What do we want? thats easy we only want one thing. You know what it is is; and I know what it is? Its no friggn mystery what we want, we are the easiest creatures in the world to figure out( you can figure out a recipe from Jaime "fkn" Oliver but you cant figure us out).
Now guys want one thing. (and as much as possible); and women want????
Well they want EVERYTHING!!!!
They want James Fkn Bond, Bill Fkn Gates, Dr Phil, and Fkn 20 inches dick all in in.
So already we on the fkn negotions backfoot. No matter what they want if they put sex on the agenda they got us, and us backward amoeba are left trying to achieve their fckn list of requirements.....
Its like an arse kicking contest and we got one leg!!!
We are programmed to lose!!!
Friday, February 18, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
introduction
Good day to all
Let me introduce myself. I think of myself as the everyday man; the guy that you are married to, the neighbour, the guy ahead of you in the supermarket que, the guy dropping the kids off at school etc...In other words I am no different to the billions of guys out there. It doesn't matter where I stay, what I do, what I drive, what I wear( this makes the least difference!), or what race I am.
This blog is out there for all guys.
Dont get me wrong, I don't wanna just get guys reading this, I want; no let me say; I need females to read this.
I want them to try and understand us, and know us as much as we try to know and understand them.( as impossible a task as this may seem for both sexes!!!)
This blog is just to try and explain my(and as an extension), other guys views and interactions with the world. I am in no means going to justify or argue about the appropriateness or rationality of the behaviour, but am merely going to try to explain why we do it( or think about doing it).
I know that you females out there are trying to understand us, and I applaud that, but please realise that Dr. Phil and his ilk have very little in common with us(I will use the term "us" to refer to "us normal, average guys")
and that he is a watered(very, very watered) down version of what we are.
This blog is meant to foster a greater understanding of the male mind(not very difficult as you will see), in the hope that you will better be able to cope with us.(NOTE: I said cope, not understand!).
Let me introduce myself. I think of myself as the everyday man; the guy that you are married to, the neighbour, the guy ahead of you in the supermarket que, the guy dropping the kids off at school etc...In other words I am no different to the billions of guys out there. It doesn't matter where I stay, what I do, what I drive, what I wear( this makes the least difference!), or what race I am.
This blog is out there for all guys.
Dont get me wrong, I don't wanna just get guys reading this, I want; no let me say; I need females to read this.
I want them to try and understand us, and know us as much as we try to know and understand them.( as impossible a task as this may seem for both sexes!!!)
This blog is just to try and explain my(and as an extension), other guys views and interactions with the world. I am in no means going to justify or argue about the appropriateness or rationality of the behaviour, but am merely going to try to explain why we do it( or think about doing it).
I know that you females out there are trying to understand us, and I applaud that, but please realise that Dr. Phil and his ilk have very little in common with us(I will use the term "us" to refer to "us normal, average guys")
and that he is a watered(very, very watered) down version of what we are.
This blog is meant to foster a greater understanding of the male mind(not very difficult as you will see), in the hope that you will better be able to cope with us.(NOTE: I said cope, not understand!).
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