hi, its me again, sorry for the long hiatus between blogs,(please spread the word about this blog if you agree with what I have to say.)
I have been thinking about the difference between guys and " their significant others".
What do we want? thats easy we only want one thing. You know what it is is; and I know what it is? Its no friggn mystery what we want, we are the easiest creatures in the world to figure out( you can figure out a recipe from Jaime "fkn" Oliver but you cant figure us out).
Now guys want one thing. (and as much as possible); and women want????
Well they want EVERYTHING!!!!
They want James Fkn Bond, Bill Fkn Gates, Dr Phil, and Fkn 20 inches dick all in in.
So already we on the fkn negotions backfoot. No matter what they want if they put sex on the agenda they got us, and us backward amoeba are left trying to achieve their fckn list of requirements.....
Its like an arse kicking contest and we got one leg!!!
We are programmed to lose!!!